MONOLOGUE: Jimmy mainly covered the
Donald Sterling situation, the NBA owner who was banned for life for making
inappropriate comments. The joke that caught my eye was the Chariots of Fire
remake featuring the rapper Nelly. “Ben Hur, done that”… With the lead horse
having a bandaid under his left eye. YESSSS!!!! Tariq gives us some more cookie
tips! This was a classic segment on the Late Night Shows called “Shout Outs”
where each member of the Roots including Jimmy, and some ‘audience members’
would give a shout out to something. Here’s an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1lm3vxQV0
The Panda in China is no
longer sad?! HASHTAG WORKED! Tarik Tackles Danish Cuisine, Depressed Panda Cheers Up
-- Monologue
PROS AND CONS: The Kentucky Derby!?
Already! Crazy how fast this year’s been. Pros and Cons: Going to The Kentucky Derby
GUESTS: Diane Keaton and a hat
don’t really seem to mix. She might as well put on the Pharrell hat, the two
are similar. I can’t believe she’s never been on the show with Jimmy. This
whole nose thing with Diane Keaton is a bit strange. She seems very…happy…in
the interview. So it’s almost perfect that they play bear pong/red wine with
ice pong. And if we didn’t think Keaton was….happy…in the interview, we got a
real good glimpse of her…happiness… in the beer pong game, which ultimately
turned into a throwing of ping pong balls at each other. Beer Pong with Diane Keaton (Melissa’s Note:
lol what are you implying with all the …happy… talk??? lol)
I have never heard of Dane Dehaan
before tonight. When Jimmy rattled off the roles he played in movies, I had a
picture of what he looked like. I mean, the Spider-Man villain had to have a
look right? Then he comes out and he looks like a college kid majoring in
electrical engineering… No offense to electrical engineers… or Dane Dehaan.
This guy is awesome! A great guest. Also, he looks like Leo Decaprio from his
Titanic days. Dane DeHaan Had a Burger So Good He Cried
(Melissa’s Note: YES, Clint! He does look like Leo in his younger days! I have
such a crush on him now, but MARRIED?!?! Noooooooo and I hadn't heard of him either).
MUSICAL GUEST: David Bryne… Was,
different, than most musical guests.
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