Episode 32

THIRTY-TWO

MONOLOGUE: The Drew Carey, Dancing with the Stars, Price is Right joke, pretty much wrote itself. Any use of the losing horn is a success in my book. I don’t watch the news, so I get a lot of my news from these monologues. Having said that, it’s good to know now that Billy Dee Williams had to leave Dancing with the Stars because of back problems. Speaker Boehner mowing the yard?!! YES PLEASE! That grass was green! I love green grass too. And if that video wasn’t great enough, they put Yakety Sax under it!? Yes Please.

BILLY DEE WILLIAMS!!! What a sport to come on the show and dance with Chewy! That was fun! Billy Dee Williams' Final Dance

When Jimmy said Pitbull gave him a gift basket before the show, I thought he was going to say it was going to have Bud Light and Pepsi and not cookies and ‘leche.’

I love how competitive Jimmy is with games on this show, and this Fingers on a 4x4 is no different! I wonder if these people have actually slept at all or if they even can. What a unique game. Of course Jimmy would bring Mario Batali in with food. I think those guys are really good friends. I once saw Jimmy tweet a picture of the two of them on a golf course. You better tweet them so they can get more break time! Haha! Are we twelve? I love it! Fingers on a 4x4: Day Two Live Check-in

Samuel L. Jackson. Boy Meets World. Spoken Word. That’s all. Samuel L. Jackson Performs Slam Poem Abo…

(Melissa Note: Yes, loved this. Samuel L. is the shiznit!)

GUESTS: Sam Jackson just said “Someone’s gotta be out doing movies to make money.” I’m pretty sure if you go to Jackson’s IMDB page, he’s in some of history’s top movies. The dude is set. Samuel L. Jackson Is Not Laurence Fishburne

Jimmy: (to Jackson) “Would you ever do anything like that? (Fingers on a 4x4) Jackson: “I make phone calls and people give me cars” 

Minni Driver… Why do I always forget you aren’t from this country. Jimmy told Minnie (ha) that her show About a Boy is a hit, and on behalf of NBC he thanked her for the success. He said the same thing to James Spader when the Blacklist took off. 

Musical Guest: Sometimes I wonder what Pitbull would look like if he had hair. His songs always have a hook that gets you locked in when you don’t want too. This song has that hook. Not sure what if it’s the lip-syncing girl;s bridge part or the classic Pitbull beats. 

(Melissa’s Note: Clint, I had no idea you were so knowledgeable about music… It runs in our family, though, I should have known…)